http://www.victorisdead.com/luna/terror/
<?
// It's PEANUT BUTTER TERROR TIME!
// Uses the Department of Homeland Security feed
// to display threat colour in a dancing banana.
// by luna@no.spam.thx.victorisdead.com, 12.22.03
// props to jons of wroth.org !
function xmlstart ($p, $n, $attr) { global $adv; $adv = $attr['CONDITION']; }
function xmlend ($p, $n) { }
$img = array ('LOW' => 'green',
'GUARDED' => 'blue',
'ELEVATED' => 'yellow',
'HIGH' => 'orange',
'SEVERE' => 'red');
$levelxml = trim(implode('', @file('http://www.dhs.gov/dhspublic/getAdvisoryCondition')));
$adv = null;
if (strlen($levelxml) > 0)
{
$parser = xml_parser_create();
xml_set_element_handler($parser, "xmlstart", "xmlend");
xml_parse($parser, $levelxml, true);
}
$file = '/home/luna/www.victorisdead.com/luna/te
header ('Content-Type: image/gif');
header ('Content-Length: '.filesize($file));
fpassthru(@fopen($file, 'rb'));
exit;
?>
Current terror threat is ELEVATED. Add me to your site:
<img src="http://victorisdead.com/luna/terror.php" alt="terror alert banana" />
[but always link back.]
actual size is 33x35.
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