I was expecting some variation on the Roadkill Cafe. We used to use the term "Pancake Rabbit," "Frisbee Possum," the ubiquitous "URK," and so on, to describe various victims of high-speed traffic.
I was walkin' down the road by the bog I saw a WV microbus run over a little bitty frog I walked over to it and I kicked it in the ditch And I watched it wriggle, and I watched it twitch I picked it up and threw it into my sack I slung that road toad right across my back I took it home, threw it into my pot And I stirred it up, 'till it got nice and hot I kept on stirrin', 'till the skin came loose I grabbed my spoon and took a big sip of that juice I it bubble, and I watched it roll I watched the two tiny eyeballs pop outta their holes...
Frog Stew I love you In my bowl You've got a lot of soul, now Frog Stew And Wheat Thins, too...
I called my girlfriend, don't you know she came late, I scooped some of that stuff up and I just smashed it on her plate She dug right in, like it was her last meal, And she said to me, "What is this, Sugar? It tastes somewhat like chicken or veal." I said, "Hey, Funky Momma! Ain't no chicken! No veal! It's so much better, it's almost surreal! I found it layin' at the bottom of a ditch And I watched it wriggle, and I watched it twitch (ooh!) I picked it up and I brought it home for you I'm glad you like it, 'cause I like it too. (I do like it so much) There ain't no limit to what we can do (Oh, tell me 'dat, baby) We got Chipped Frog on Toast We got Frog-a-Roni, the San Francisco Treat, baby We got Moo Goo Gai Frog We got Frog Jubilee Heh... sliced very thin at the deli, I love it We got... ToadFu, Chartreuse Goo, yes! And I know some people might think this should be against the law, But sometimes... sometimes... I just like to peel one and eat 'em raw!
Frog Stew I love you In my bowl You've got a lot of soul, now Frog Stew Ritz Crackers, too...
packy
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I was walkin' down the road by the bog
I saw a WV microbus run over a little bitty frog
I walked over to it and I kicked it in the ditch
And I watched it wriggle, and I watched it twitch
I picked it up and threw it into my sack
I slung that road toad right across my back
I took it home, threw it into my pot
And I stirred it up, 'till it got nice and hot
I kept on stirrin', 'till the skin came loose
I grabbed my spoon and took a big sip of that juice
I it bubble, and I watched it roll
I watched the two tiny eyeballs pop outta their holes...
Frog Stew
I love you
In my bowl
You've got a lot of soul, now
Frog Stew
And Wheat Thins, too...
I called my girlfriend, don't you know she came late,
I scooped some of that stuff up and I just smashed it on her plate
She dug right in, like it was her last meal,
And she said to me, "What is this, Sugar?
It tastes somewhat like chicken or veal."
I said, "Hey, Funky Momma! Ain't no chicken! No veal!
It's so much better, it's almost surreal!
I found it layin' at the bottom of a ditch
And I watched it wriggle, and I watched it twitch (ooh!)
I picked it up and I brought it home for you
I'm glad you like it, 'cause I like it too. (I do like it so much)
There ain't no limit to what we can do (Oh, tell me 'dat, baby)
We got Chipped Frog on Toast
We got Frog-a-Roni, the San Francisco Treat, baby
We got Moo Goo Gai Frog
We got Frog Jubilee
Heh... sliced very thin at the deli, I love it
We got... ToadFu, Chartreuse Goo, yes!
And I know some people might think this should be against the law,
But sometimes... sometimes...
I just like to peel one and eat 'em raw!
Frog Stew
I love you
In my bowl
You've got a lot of soul, now
Frog Stew
Ritz Crackers, too...
It ain't easy, bein' green...